Me ugly potato

Hi siapa rasa dia potato dekat sini? Haha qila lah potato. Imma potato. Eh hello walaupun potato is quite ugly outside. Tapi dalaman dia sangat beautiful sedap enak nyummy mouth-watering finger-licking ok pls la ugh. But im not beautiful inside.....yet :P Qila tengah diet senanya ni kihkih. Tapi mcm takpe lah, kita google je gambar yang boleh satisfy my lusts hahhaha!

• Mashed potatoooooooo

Ya allah kalau dapat ni dengan texture dia yang lembut tu aaaaaaaaaaaaa + gravy!? hahaha

• Baked potatoooooooooo

• Potatoooo salad 

• Cheeeesy potatooooo wedges

Deep fried. Cheesy lak tu. Why u gotta make it super fattening??????!!!!!!! UGH

• Fries :((((((

NOW TELL ME!!!!? How can you not love potato? :( 

N: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
O: A potato? Why? 

N: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."

Credit: urbandictionary 

Awwwh. *insert emoji heart kena panah tu*Hahahaha! Gitewwww.

Qila taknak roses, chocolates, tapi nak potato. Pastu bila dapat potato aku baling dkt kepala kau.

"KO DAH KENAPA BAGI AKU POTATO/??????! Aku hodoh sangat ke????"

Lol qila lool.